You're a 33yr old male, in the operating room for a simple testicular surgery and you wake up in the recovery room, feeling numb and vulnerable. The surgical team approaches you to discuss your recent surgery and he mentions the only complication that any man would die after hearing:
"I have terrible news about your recent surgery. I'm sorry sir, but i accidently severed your penis while trying to make an incision into your testicle."
WTF?
Now i am neither a surgeon nor do i have a penis (ha!) so maybe i'm not at liberty to discuss this, however, let me tell you the what the temporary solution to this was......
The penis was severed, therefore the shaft was cut through severing the blood vessles, nerves, arteries and muscle that make up the penis. A piece of muscle was taken from the man's arm and attached to where his penis WAS, but they say its function is said to be strictly aesethetic. This gentleman was 33 and at the prime of his sex life, wtf is he gonna do with a penis for show? Can you imagine having to tell your wife/girlfriend/lover that you dont really have a penis? Why couldnt they reattach his severed penis?
Well, here's my solution: A Penile implant. (pictured below). At least this way he'll be able to get it up! He may even be able to have children if he still producing sperm.
The doctor's punishment: the fine of $795,000 and a one-year suspended prison sentence.
What would you do if this were you? Do you have any other solutions for this devastating problem?
until next time....
Stay firm, alive and kicking...
NaughtyNurseBSN
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